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Team |
Comment |
| 1 |
San Diego (1) |
Tomlinson got hit in the jaw Sunday, but it was the Chiefs who really took one on the chin. |
| 2 |
Baltimore (2) |
Five Ravens named Pro Bowlers, but none of them were named Ray Lewis. |
| 3 |
Chicago (3) |
Two weeks ago Bears' biggest worry was Rex Grossman's arm. Now it's Terry Johnson's arms. |
| 4 |
Indianapolis (7) |
Freeney and Mathis are David Carr's personal grocers, sacking him seven times apiece. |
| 5 |
New England (6) |
"Santo" is Spanish for "saint." Asante is only the guy who saved the Patriots' secondary. |
| 6 |
New Orleans (4) |
If WR Terrance Copper gets too hot, he could turn into Saints LB Terrence Melton. |
| 7 |
Dallas (5) |
Bill Parcells considering adding Miss Manners to the coaching staff for T.O.'s sake. |
| 8 |
Philadelphia (13) |
Santa's coal goes in stockings, but Philly's Cole is all for sacks. He has eight this season. |
| 9 |
Cincinnati (8) |
The quarterback with two last names now has a rebuilt knee and an ailing shoulder. |
| 10 |
Jacksonville (9) |
Home cooking: Jaguars holding opponents to fewer than 10 points at Alltel Stadium. |
| 11 |
Atlanta (11) |
Firing Blanks? The owner will decide if Mora's loose lips warrant a pink slip. |
| 12 |
Seattle (12) |
Electricity is back on at team headquarters. Now if someone could just plug in the offense. |
| 13 |
Denver (15) |
Rocky describes both the nearby mountains and the Broncos' road to a playoff berth. |
| 14 |
N.Y. Giants (10) |
Will Demps is a Giants safety. The dump is where their playoff chances may end up. |
| 15 |
N.Y. Jets (17) |
Jets wouldn't mind road playoff game — they're 5-2 on the road, 3-4 at home. |
| 16 |
Miami (16) |
Saban mad about the 'Bama rumors. Just don't say he's so upset he turned Crimson. |
| 17 |
Tennessee (18) |
Gone fishing? Nope. Fisher's already landed his winner at QB in Tennessee. |
| 18 |
Pittsburgh (19) |
Colon transplant? Rookie Willie Colon could start at tackle in place of Max Starks. |
| 19 |
Kansas City (14) |
Three consecutive losses show the grass isn't always Greener on the other side of the fence. |
| 20 |
Buffalo (21) |
Four victories in five games shows this Losman guy might really be able to toss, man. |
| 21 |
Carolina (20) |
Chris Weinke has lost 17 consecutive starts. But then again, stats aren't everything. |
| 22 |
San Francisco (23) |
Frank Gore averages 178 yards vs. Seattle, 94.6 yards against everybody else this season. |
| 23 |
Green Bay (25) |
Favre waived a towel as he was introduced, but he didn't throw that towel in. Symbolism? |
| 24 |
Washington (27) |
Unfortunately for WR Mike Espy, his name is more suited for ESPN highlights than his game. |
| 25 |
Arizona (24) |
Ready to turn the corner? Not the way the Broncos burned Cards' corners last week. |
| 26 |
St. Louis (26) |
Butter? Nope, the last name of the Rams' second-year left tackle is Parquet. |
| 27 |
Minnesota (22) |
Darren Sharper plays safety, but sharper plays is what the offense could really use. |
| 28 |
Cleveland (28) |
Wrist injury may remove Browns from the Frye-ing pan for the rest of this season. |
| 29 |
Houston (29) |
Carr sale: Five years of mileage. A few dings, couple dents. Needs tuneup and lots of TLC. |
| 30 |
Oakland (30) |
Raiders.com: "Wineries join Raider nation." Nothing numbs losing like a feisty merlot. |
| 31 |
Detroit (31) |
Assistant coach who drove nude suspended, but Millen remains emperor with no clothes. |
| 32 |
Tampa Bay (32) |
Cadillac's injured foot has the Bucs inquiring about parking rates. |
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