Originally published Monday, July 7, 2008 at 12:00 AM
Sideline Chatter
State fair creates high-fat version of a gymnast
Talk about buttering up a local hero. The Iowa State Fair will honor Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson, the 16-year-old reigning world champion...
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The Seattle Times
Talk about buttering up a local hero.
The Iowa State Fair will honor Olympic gymnast Shawn Johnson, the 16-year-old reigning world champion from West Des Moines, with a life-size, 700-pound sculpture made of butter, the Des Moines Register reported.
Plans for a copycat statue in Alabama had to be scrapped, however, when fair organizers there couldn't round up enough cows to do a Charles Barkley.
Bring a parachute
Second-generation daredevil Robbie Knievel thrilled visitors to Six Flags St. Louis last Thursday when he jumped his motorcycle over 25 cars.
Hey, jump the Mariners over that 17 ½-game chasm in the AL West, and we'll be really impressed.
Pass the cauliflower
Snippet from a New York Times Q&A with ex-heavyweight wrestler Rulon Gardner, 37, who won Olympic gold in "The Miracle on the Mat" in 2000:
Q: What is the difference between wrestlers and other athletes?
A: "We're not like football players, like, 'Where are the ladies at?' We're like, 'Where's the buffet line?' "
Passing of a legend
Dan Cook, the colorful columnist and sportscaster who coined the phrase "The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings" during a 51-year career in San Antonio, died Thursday at age 81.
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Once, newspaper pal Blackie Sherrod of Dallas told the San Antonio Express-News, the two were covering the Kentucky Derby when a friend approached Cook, an avid bettor, and asked where one of Cook's daughters would be attending college.
Cook's reply: "It all depends on who wins this race."
Talking the talk
• Titans coach Jeff Fisher, to The Tennessean, on Internet party photos, prying paparazzi and other modern-day pitfalls for athletes: "The only time you are off the field now is when you are at home, on your couch with the remote control and pizza on your chest."
• Canadian track coach Les Gramantik, to the Windsor (Ont.) Star, on the pressure of competing in the Olympic Games: "It's like performance on demand, like Cirque de Soleil. You can't drop off the trapeze or fall on your butt."
• Toronto comedian Frenchie McFarlane, on the frugal ways of late Chicago Blackhawks owner Bill Wirtz: "When he took a dollar bill out of his wallet, George Washington's eyes blinked."
• Tony Augusty of the Detroit News, listing special rules for the aptly-named Granny Basketball League in Lansing, Iowa: "Players are not allowed to pound their chest after hitting a basket, unless they're suffering from heart failure."
Back for a Pitt stop
Hall of Fame quarterback Dan Marino has been elected as a special trustee at the University of Pittsburgh, his alma mater.
Political moderates, citing Marino's career 59.4 completion percentage, say there's little chance he'll overthrow the school president.
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