Originally published Friday, July 11, 2008 at 12:00 AM
2009 Ford Flex is the right car for big families, at the wrong time
In absolute terms, the Ford Flex is squarely brilliant. Here is a six- or seven-passenger spawn hauler with none of the minivan stigma that...
Los Angeles Times
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The 2009 Ford Flex full-size crossover's bold, boxy, handsome design looks quite a bit like a Mini Traveller — with lots of legroom and seating for seven.
FORD / WIECK
The 2009 Ford Flex full-size crossover's bold, boxy, handsome design looks quite a bit like a Mini Traveller — with lots of legroom and seating for seven.
FORD / WIECK
The 2009 Ford Flex full-size crossover's bold, boxy, handsome design looks quite a bit like a Mini Traveller — with lots of legroom and seating for seven.
2009 Ford Flex
Price: MSRP starts at 28,295 for SE trim; $32,070 for SEL; and $34,705 for Limited. A Limited that's fully loaded with navigation, DVD entertainment; refrigeration and multipanel vista roof and remote start carries an MSRP of $42,770, excluding destination charges.Powertrain: 3.5-liter V6, 262 horsepower at 6,250 rpm, 248 pound-feet of torque at 4,500 rpm. Six-speed automatic. Front- or all-wheel drive.
Dimensions, in inches: Length 201.8; wheelbase 117.9; height 68; width 75.9.
Weight: 4,640 pounds (AWD).
Cargo volume, cubic feet: 43.2 behind second row; 83.2 behind first row.
EPA mileage ratings: 17 mpg city, 24 highway for front-wheel drive; 16/22 for AWD.
Safety: Not yet crash-rated by the federal government or the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety.
In absolute terms, the Ford Flex is squarely brilliant. Here is a six- or seven-passenger spawn hauler with none of the minivan stigma that so evidently traumatizes suburbanites. Actually, with its blacked-out roof pillars and "floating" white or silver roof, the Flex looks like the star of Roger Corman's "Attack of the 50-Foot Mini Traveller." How could this not be a Nobel-winning idea?
In terms of packaging — the art of putting the most usable space over the smallest footprint, carbon and otherwise — the Flex mops the garage floor with your typical full-size SUV, such as Ford's own Lincoln Navigator. The Flex offers about 83 cubic feet of cargo space — it's a pity children aren't cube-shaped — compared with about 103 for the Navi-slayer. Meanwhile, the Flex weighs about 1,500 pounds less and rates 30 percent better fuel economy (17 mpg city, 24 highway). For anyone with a big family who wants to downsize from their gawdamighty SUV — all those in favor, raise your empty wallets — the Flex compromise is pretty attractive.
Based on the Ford Taurus X platform — a large crossover, in other words — the Flex is, essentially, a super-sized wagon, powered by a 3.5-liter, 262-hp V6 channeled through a six-speed automatic, with optional all-wheel drive. OK, it's not nuclear-powered or anything, but it's adequate for a breeder limousine. The Flex has fair to good acceleration, steady and predictable handling, civil and servile brakes, and the whole dynamic of the thing is served up with deep-piled serenity, thanks to a soundproofing program that includes extensive use of acoustic glass.
In up-level trim, it has glassy roof panels over each seat position. It has an honest-to-Haagen-Dazs refrigerator between the vast second-row bucket seats. It has a voice-recognition multimedia system that will keep you updated on sports scores and schedules, weather, traffic, and will even direct you to the stations in the area selling the best-priced gasoline (the Ford-Microsoft Sync system with Sirius Travel Link service). The Flex does everything but write your kid's term papers.
And yet, right about now, nobody cares. Such is the wholesale misery of near-$5-per-gallon gas. Such is the dysphoria that pervades the car market. Ford's June sales, for example, were down 28 percent.
Bear in mind that it takes 20 to 36 months for a typical vehicle to reach market. Once the product development trajectory is set, it's virtually impossible to alter it if the target moves.
In the past year, unfortunately, the entire automotive world has been knocked off its axis, making almost every new car seem dumb, clueless and irrelevant. But they aren't, or at least they weren't. When it debuted as a concept car in 2005 (then called the Fairlane), the Flex seemed conspicuously clever. It brought the station wagon into the sardonic age. Compared to the dire brainlessness of something like the Nissan Armada, the Flex was practically avant-garde.
Oh, but now.
Maybe it's because I too work in a beleaguered industry, but my heart goes out to Ford on this one. The Flex brims with insightful details. For instance, the door bottoms are chamfered, cut into the body in such a way to greatly reduce the step-in distance. The sight lines are tremendous. The interior is so spacious, so airy that about the only people who won't like it are agoraphobics.
And it actually does deliver pretty good mileage, considering that it's a virtual auditorium on wheels. If you don't think so, go out and shop for a more space-capable vehicle that receives better gas mileage. There aren't many.
Here's my prognosis for the Flex. It's too good a vehicle to be ignored entirely. It will scavenge minivan sales away from league leaders like the Honda Odyssey and the Toyota Sienna. It will garner the attention of buyers with big families — and only those with big families. In the space of six months, the Flex has gone from mass-market vehicle to niche product.
I predict the Flex will be a hit in service fleets, as limousines, taxis and hotel courtesy vehicles. The thing has more legroom than a Checker cab.
And I predict the Flex, as good as it is, as on-point as it is, won't help Ford uncircle the drain.
Copyright © 2008 The Seattle Times Company
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