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Originally published Saturday, August 2, 2008 at 12:00 AM

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Andy Borowitz

Mileage lead could send Obama to Maui

In what some political insiders are calling a major victory for the presumptive Democratic nominee, Sen. Barack Obama easily surpassed his...

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In what some political insiders are calling a major victory for the presumptive Democratic nominee, Sen. Barack Obama easily surpassed his GOP rival, Sen. John McCain, in total frequent-flier miles for the month of July.

While polls show the two candidates locked in a close electoral race, Obama's impressive frequent-flier mile haul this month may put the contest for the most miles out of McCain's reach.

"Right now, we are feeling very good about the frequent-flier miles committed to Barack Obama," said Obama strategist David Axelrod. "John McCain would basically have to fly to Antarctica and back four times just to be in shouting distance of us."

Axelrod said that one benefit of Obama's impressive pile of frequent-flier miles was tangible and immediate: "With the miles already committed to him, Barack Obama qualifies for a free trip to Maui."

In the McCain camp, aides went to great lengths to send the message that they were unconcerned about Obama's daunting frequent-flier mile lead, even while privately admitting that the Arizona senator's recent itinerary may have worked against him.

"Obama was flying to Afghanistan, Iraq and Germany, racking up tons and tons of miles," one aide said. "John basically went to Wilkes-Barre and Altoona."

But the aide was dismissive of Obama's impressive edge in frequent-flier miles, arguing that mileage rewards were "meaningless" to the McCain campaign: "If John really needs to fly somewhere, he can just take Cindy's jet."

Humorist Andy Borowitz is author of "The Republican Playbook." To find out more about Borowitz and read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate Web page at www.creators.com

2008, Creators Syndicate

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