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Melissa Allison tracks Seattle's — and the world's — caffeine addiction.

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July 8, 2009 at 11:09 AM

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New "sexpresso" stand coming to Ballard

Posted by Melissa Allison

Owner Mike Rockey tells MyBallard.com that baristas at "Knotty Bodies Espresso" -- really? knotty bodies? -- will wear lingerie and bikinis. Coffee drinkers who don't like his "classy" stand, scheduled to open in mid-July, can buy their beverages elsewhere, Rockey said.

Knotty Bodies certainly isn't the first sexpresso stand in the Seattle area, but I think of them as suburban phenomena. How many are this close to the city?

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WOO HOO!!! I say put 'em on every streetcorner. It's time for all the fat ladies to sing.  Posted on July 8, 2009 at 1:24 PM by jake536. Jump to comment
We had one of those coffee stands here in Las Vegas. It went under. Go figure. When it's everywhere, I guess it's not so special or...  Posted on July 8, 2009 at 3:34 PM by Vrischika. Jump to comment
mhmmmm writes "I'm too scared of finding nipple hair in my latte." You're either a guy dating the wrong women, or your ARE...  Posted on July 8, 2009 at 9:46 PM by foshizzle. Jump to comment

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